Friends

"Friends are like television, always asking for money. Others are like the news, with sad tales to tell everyday, some are like that one station with the foreign language; you don't understand a word of it but you listen and watch anyway. And then there are the ones like the commercials, always changes, ever-so-annoying and only seem to be there when you are bored. But every once and a while you meet someone who's like a really good movie of the week or that TV show you hardly ever get to see anymore because you're so busy. And there is no remote control to mute someone or just change the channel".
Cheers to the real ones